Bagel Bitch

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A man whore who sends seductive pictures of oneself doing innapropriate things with a bagel. These pictures turn many women on.

Hey did you hear about bagel bitch?

Yeah I bet he will get laid someday...

Bagel Bitch by Quackers14505 March 21, 2009

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Bagel Bitch

A lesser known erotic way to please men. it's done by putting cream cheese in a bagel and then it being shoved into the pussy. then the guy eats the bagel while its still in the pussy.

Wife: Honey, lets do some thing new tonight.

Husband: Alright, lets do the Bagel Bitch tonight cause im hungry.

Bagel Bitch by Dave Yahoo! March 13, 2011

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Half-Bagel-Bitch

Someone who’s two-faced and acts different around different people.

“Oh my god, she’s such a half-bagel-bitch.”

Half-Bagel-Bitch by Notmurealname April 3, 2019

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double sided bagel bitch

a girl with both large breats, and big booty-cheeks.

WOW, Sharneeeeice really turned into a double sided bagel bitch.

double sided bagel bitch by Double Sided Bagel Bitch April 1, 2020

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throw that bitch a bagel

The act of tossing a bagel through the air to a bitch, because bitches love bagels. (In some cases bagels are synonyms for stacks of money, as bagels are made of dough)

Throw that bitch a bagel. Bitches love bagels.

throw that bitch a bagel by BitchesLoveCereal October 30, 2011

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Man bitch jew bagel

a d-bag teaher who's entention is to fail most of his teacher class

whats wron woth that man bitch jew bagel

Man bitch jew bagel by JUSE MAN April 14, 2009

proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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