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๐Ÿ˜ฒ 

you are 59 years old and just want to have some piece of mind
Because really, thats all there is to it
Person: "i didnt tell Cooper about my secret but i am telling him that i want to have one."
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๐Ÿ˜ฒ by Krkiฤ April 5, 2019

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Extremely attracted to David laid and jakub
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๐Ÿ˜ฒ by TheTitanKing May 28, 2022

๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿ’จ 

โš ๏ธ: inappropriate โ€œshe know she ainโ€™t gonna that nigga that beat that pussy wetter then me.โ€
๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿ’จ is the sound she makes when I make love to her

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

๐Ÿคก๐Ÿซต๐Ÿป

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿซต๐Ÿป
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since Oโ€™Connelโ€™s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before Oโ€™Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026