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Someone who will rape you from a youtube video 杰哥不要
杰哥:你看这个彬彬,才喝几罐就醉了,真的太逊了
阿伟:这个彬彬就是逊啦
杰哥:听你那么说,你很勇哦
阿伟:开玩笑我超勇的好不好,我超会喝的啦
杰哥:超会喝很勇吗,身材不错哦 蛮结实的啊(摸阿伟的腿)
阿伟:诶,杰哥你干嘛啦
杰哥:都几岁了还那么害羞,我看你完全是不懂喔
阿伟:懂什么啊?
杰哥:你想懂我房里有些好康的
阿伟:好康,是新游戏哦?
杰哥:什么新游戏,比游戏还刺激,还可以教你deng dua lang哦
阿伟:deng dua lang?
杰哥:对呀来啦来看就知道了
(杰哥把阿伟带到电脑前)
阿伟:杰哥你好多A片喔
杰哥:哎呀那没什么来看这好康的(播放A片)
阿伟:杰哥这什么啊?
杰哥:哎哟,你脸红啦,来让我看看
阿伟:不要啦!
杰哥:(脱下眼镜)听话,让我看看!!
阿伟:不要!!!
(杰哥打了阿伟一拳,并把他推到床上)

未完待续........
杰哥 by Not Ethan Lmao March 16, 2022
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Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026
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