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Someone who will rape you from a youtube video 杰哥不要

杰哥:你看这个彬彬，才喝几罐就醉了,真的太逊了
阿伟:这个彬彬就是逊啦
杰哥:听你那么说，你很勇哦
阿伟:开玩笑我超勇的好不好，我超会喝的啦
杰哥:超会喝很勇吗，身材不错哦蛮结实的啊(摸阿伟的腿)
阿伟:诶，杰哥你干嘛啦
杰哥:都几岁了还那么害羞，我看你完全是不懂喔
阿伟:懂什么啊?
杰哥:你想懂我房里有些好康的
阿伟:好康，是新游戏哦?
杰哥:什么新游戏，比游戏还刺激，还可以教你deng dua lang哦
阿伟:deng dua lang?
杰哥:对呀来啦来看就知道了
(杰哥把阿伟带到电脑前)
阿伟:杰哥你好多A片喔
杰哥:哎呀那没什么来看这好康的(播放A片)
阿伟:杰哥这什么啊?
杰哥:哎哟，你脸红啦，来让我看看
阿伟:不要啦!
杰哥:(脱下眼镜)听话，让我看看!!
阿伟:不要!!!
(杰哥打了阿伟一拳，并把他推到床上)

未完待续........

杰哥 by Not Ethan Lmao March 16, 2022

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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