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åstrand 

Åstrand is a Swedish family name, originally given by king Gusfav Rövskägg, king of Sweden 920-969, to people of extraordinary high IQ, beauty and bodyshape of Hercules.

One might still be lucky and hear screams like "åååååååååååååstrand" in discos in Stockholm or coastal regions of Finland.
Åååååååååstrand is here!
åstrand by Urban af Legend February 17, 2017
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jump astraddle 

To jump on someone to attack and potentially rape them. Made famous by the father in Cullison v. Medley.
Talk to my 16 year old daughter and I'll jump astraddle mofo.
jump astraddle by tortmeister September 30, 2011

AstaAndYunoSolo 

A name commonly used to express someone who does not miss/ always stating facts. Another name to tell others you have good taste and/or someone has good taste in everything
Man That dude is an AstaAndYunoSolo!
AstaAndYunoSolo by AstaAndYunoSolo October 29, 2021

Astrantia 

mmmmmm Astrantia //drool\\
Astrantia by JimUSA03 August 21, 2003
Someone with confidence that they did something astonishing.
John Tew was astuand to show his dad the LEGO set he built
Astuand by Johnhaz2 April 13, 2020

astranitus 

The common disease of having physical and emotional attraction to assholes who constantly screw you over
marg: "why is she dating him!?"
tim: "she has astranitus"
astranitus by bad biaaa May 28, 2012

Astraldynamics 

Astraldynamics: do you have a guild?
victim : no im new.
Astraldynamics: join our guild so many freebies 3esb 2 esb and free leeching. just go to our savepoint
Victim: wow that is a nice deal.
Astraldynamics: First trust test. I need to borrow your equipment.
Astraldynamics by Renzangel June 10, 2019