astranitus 

The common disease of having physical and emotional attraction to assholes who constantly screw you over

marg: "why is she dating him!?"
tim: "she has astranitus"

astranitus by bad biaaa May 28, 2012

asianitus

1. When a westernised asian gets whipped by his mum to become a true asian again

Friend 1: OH shit lets all hang out today
Jebin (asian) : I can't I've got an exam to study for in 2 weeks and I only got an A* in the mock
Friend 2: Looks like someones caught asianitus again

asianitus by WutDeeFuk May 30, 2017