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Álmos
The literal god alive. He literally created a whole country out of 7 tribes. He is THE sexiest man alive. He is interesting and has more muscles than a Zsombor or a Daniel. The only thing that could beat him is the power of the sun.
Álmos by JesusTheSaviour November 21, 2021
Álmos
Fiorella’s dream boyfriend. The most optimistic and the funniest person you've ever met. He is kinda SLEEPY, but still have time for everything.
Almos
A homosexual, polysexual male with blue eyes and brown hair.He can shake his eyes,he‘s so special! He fell in love with 2 guys named Timmy and Linus. They are in a Poly relationship and have good sex.Especially a threesome.Almos is nice and short,he‘s a friend that you can put in your backpack and carry him around.So sweet!
You: Almos,let‘s go on a trip!
Almos: **jumps in ur backpack** let‘s gooo
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Timmy: Almos who do you love more? Me or Linus!?
Almos: I love you,but also Linus.Timmy,we are in a relationship.
Almos: **jumps in ur backpack** let‘s gooo
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Timmy: Almos who do you love more? Me or Linus!?
Almos: I love you,but also Linus.Timmy,we are in a relationship.
Almos by TimmyXAlmosXLinus November 24, 2021
Almos Pau
Almos Pau by Dylan Austin April 5, 2008
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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