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Nut
Nut by DoorHandle1234 January 5, 2017
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nut
A unit of liquid measurement equal to the average human male ejaculatory volume of 3.5mL. It is a standardized unit to compare to a squirt, which is similar in volume but is an approximation based on perception and that varies in each application.
The average 12-oz. soda can contains approximately 100 nuts of soft drink. The average condiment packet contains 1-2 nuts (chik-fil-a mayo is usually ~4 nuts, for example).
The average 12-oz. soda can contains approximately 100 nuts of soft drink. The average condiment packet contains 1-2 nuts (chik-fil-a mayo is usually ~4 nuts, for example).
subway emp: You want mustard or mayo on your sandwich, sir?
customer: both
emp: (throws some down) is this enough, sir?
customer: can you put another nut of mustard please?
emp: ok sure
customer: both
emp: (throws some down) is this enough, sir?
customer: can you put another nut of mustard please?
emp: ok sure
nut by okipatrick January 31, 2007
Nut
Nut is slang for semen. Can also be known as cum.
Also, if you don’t know what semen is, it’s the white, sticky, kinda runny liquid that comes out of a male’s dick after stimulation, such as masturbation, vaginal sex, anal sex, oral, and perhaps many more ways.
Also, if you don’t know what semen is, it’s the white, sticky, kinda runny liquid that comes out of a male’s dick after stimulation, such as masturbation, vaginal sex, anal sex, oral, and perhaps many more ways.
It felt so fucking good when Ethan’s monster cock squirted out his nut out onto my pink, swollen throbbing pussy.
Nut by jawanna blowme? February 28, 2020
Nut
n. A typically nutrient filled seed that is used for plants to reproduce. A seed is considered a nut when it has a hard shell surrounding the meaty/nutrient rich part of the seed. Nuts typically have a plethora of protein, and consist of a baby flower embryo surrounded by a nutrient rich body of proteins. The nutrient rich part of the nut allows for a growth of the flower in early life.
n. The sky goddess in ancient Egyptian culture, the sister of Geb and the granddaughter of the creator god.
v. To experience rapid contractions on one's penis to the point of the release of semen, resulting in an emotional release of endorphin.
n. The sky goddess in ancient Egyptian culture, the sister of Geb and the granddaughter of the creator god.
v. To experience rapid contractions on one's penis to the point of the release of semen, resulting in an emotional release of endorphin.
Nut
A slang form for male orgasm, cum and nut are corresponding synonyms
Also a tiny hexagon shaped thing, but this is irrelevant
Also a tiny hexagon shaped thing, but this is irrelevant
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