DoorHandle1234's definitions

As Flat As Mark's Face

Used to describe something that's really flat.

The ground outside is as flat as Mark's face

by DoorHandle1234 August 15, 2017

XSWL

XSWL is Chinese slang meaning basically the same thing as LMAO.
It's comprised of the characters 笑（xiào）死（sǐ）我（wǒ）了（le）

A texting conversation

Person1: Ever since he feel into the bin last year everyone's been calling him bin boy.

Person2: xswl

Person2: So funny

by DoorHandle1234 August 22, 2017

牛

Literally means cow but is also Chinese internet slang for awesome/cool

A texting conversation

Person1: 我们的数学老师今年很牛！（Our math teacher is awesome this year!)

Person2: 我知道 她还很漂亮 （I know. She's also very pretty.)

by DoorHandle1234 August 22, 2017

SWP

Stands for ‘Strict White Parent’.

Jimmy: Dammit I got a B+, my mum’s gonna kill me.

Johnny: Dude.... Your mum’s such an swp.

by DoorHandle1234 November 1, 2017

lakadaisical

The word lackadaisical means lazy.

The past tense of the word is lakadaisically.

He was very lakadaisical last night. He stayed home the whole time and did nothing but watch Netflix.

by DoorHandle1234 January 2, 2017

Mega Grenadier

A British loyalist (who could be from any country eg. Canada or Australia) who gets overly defensive and angry when someone says something that could even slightly be taken as being opposed to Britain.

Tom is such a Mega Grenadier. He got relay mad at me yesterday when I said I'd joined the Australian Republican Movement , and said that I was disrespecting my ancestors and not showing loyalty to Britain.

by DoorHandle1234 January 2, 2017

Flat Earther

A person who believes that the earth is flat.

He is a flat earther

by DoorHandle1234 January 2, 2017