DoorHandle1234's definitions

As Flat As Mark's Face

Used to describe something that's really flat.

The ground outside is as flat as Mark's face

by DoorHandle1234 August 15, 2017

Flat Earther

A person who believes that the earth is flat.

He is a flat earther

by DoorHandle1234 January 2, 2017

XSWL

XSWL is Chinese slang meaning basically the same thing as LMAO.
It's comprised of the characters 笑（xiào）死（sǐ）我（wǒ）了（le）

A texting conversation

Person1: Ever since he feel into the bin last year everyone's been calling him bin boy.

Person2: xswl

Person2: So funny

by DoorHandle1234 August 22, 2017

flat Earth Idiot

A person who believes the earth is flat but has no idea how the flat earth model works and makes a bad name for other flat earthers.

Tom is such a Flat Earth Idiot. He said the sun gos over then under the earth, where as in fact the sun spirals above the earth

by DoorHandle1234 January 2, 2017

Brick head

Used to describe someone who is quite stupid

Your such a brick head

by DoorHandle1234 January 4, 2017

SWP

Stands for ‘Strict White Parent’.

Jimmy: Dammit I got a B+, my mum’s gonna kill me.

Johnny: Dude.... Your mum’s such an swp.

by DoorHandle1234 November 1, 2017

Yer

A bastardisation of the word 'Yeah'
Remember the 'r' at the end of the word isn't pronounced

Tom: Hi
Mark:Hi. Do you want to go to the pictures with me this afternoon
Tom:Yer

by DoorHandle1234 January 6, 2017