Definitions by DoorHandle1234

SWP 

Stands for ‘Strict White Parent’.

Jimmy: Dammit I got a B+, my mum’s gonna kill me.

Johnny: Dude.... Your mum’s such an swp.

SWP by DoorHandle1234 November 1, 2017

XSWL 

XSWL is Chinese slang meaning basically the same thing as LMAO.
It's comprised of the characters 笑（xiào）死（sǐ）我（wǒ）了（le）

A texting conversation

Person1: Ever since he feel into the bin last year everyone's been calling him bin boy.

Person2: xswl

Person2: So funny

XSWL by DoorHandle1234 August 22, 2017

牛 

Literally means cow but is also Chinese internet slang for awesome/cool

A texting conversation

Person1: 我们的数学老师今年很牛！（Our math teacher is awesome this year!)

Person2: 我知道 她还很漂亮 （I know. She's also very pretty.)

牛 by DoorHandle1234 August 22, 2017

As Flat As Mark's Face 

Used to describe something that's really flat.

The ground outside is as flat as Mark's face

As Flat As Mark's Face by DoorHandle1234 August 15, 2017

Yer 

A bastardisation of the word 'Yeah'
Remember the 'r' at the end of the word isn't pronounced

Tom: Hi
Mark:Hi. Do you want to go to the pictures with me this afternoon
Tom:Yer

Yer by DoorHandle1234 January 6, 2017

Nut

A crazy person. You can also someone is nutty

That person is a Nut

That person is so Nutty

Nut by DoorHandle1234 January 5, 2017

Brick head

Used to describe someone who is quite stupid

Your such a brick head

Brick head by DoorHandle1234 January 4, 2017