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Flowers are visually stunning, sticky and wonderfully smelling cannabis buds.
John was dry until he was able to find some quality flowers through his local medical dispensary.
Flowers by Oneironauts July 11, 2012
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something that grows outside and usually dies in winter. you give them to girls to make them like you, or the other way around.
yo girl heres some flowers
flowers by colininthehouse October 9, 2018
flowers (always in plural)

something that's a total mismatch in your current environment
boy a) flowers, in the fruits and vegetables freezer of a community center (wtf lines appear on his face), make no sense to me.Besides, are flowers human-edible?

boy b: i don't know, some uptard brought them in here. people don't eat flowers, especially poor people looking for food during the winter at their community center.
flowers by Uncle Dimma December 11, 2013
Dollars. Used mostly as a euphemism in prostitution circles.
Sometimes also referred to as roses.
Lexy told me it would cost 100 Flowers for a BJ.
Flowers by Maish July 16, 2008
alternate term for crap
Oh, flowers! I lost my hampster again! Now I have to eat all the flowering guacamole!
Flowers by Nate Lawrence, CBU January 23, 2009
A kind gesture to someone who has done something kind for you. Or a thoughtful gift given to someone you care about, romantically or otherwise.
"I've worked for him for 30 years, and on the anniversary he gave me flowers."

"I bought my girlfriend flowers because she was having a hard day and I wanted to make her smile."


Flowers by JL2 April 22, 2009
My best friend handed me flowers and then we smoked bowls until they were gone.
Flowers by Hank Peares July 16, 2017
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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