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someone who creates fights, drama, "beef," (see beefer definition 3)
Man! Did you hear about all the drama that beefa just caused?!
beefa by totomorrow72 December 24, 2007
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a homefrizzle that you beez keepin it real wit but that beefs alot, a.k.a. someone who you don't hate and are reppin', but that complains, gets on your nerves, causes drama
Why you gotta be such a beefa!
beefa by yonella4eva December 24, 2007
Abbreviated name for Ibiza, the legendary party island!
I cannot wait to get out my nut in Beefa next week, gonna be buck wild ibiza
Beefa by CaptainZoro85 May 21, 2015
a really sexy girl...who is white on the outside but black on the inside!
yo beefa get low get low get low get low!
beefa by LoBurrows October 24, 2006

impossible beef 

impossible beef — A fight between two vegans is called an “impossible beef”; it named after the vegan meat product that looks and tastes like “real beef” (to people not familiar with the taste of a good cut of beef, that is.)

The problem arises in the age of political correctness and cancel culture when it is considered a micro-aggression to say that two vegans; or, two vegetarians are “beefing’” when they are involved in an argument. Since vegetarians and vegans were offended by the terms “beef” “beefin’”, beefing, or it’s variants, it begged the question:

What is it called when two vegans argue?

Thank SCIENCE for both the COVID-19 vaccine and the answer to this cultural riddle. When non-meat eaters are fighting it’s called IMPOSSIBLE BEEFING.

Moo.
Yoga class was a drag today. Two of the cutest women in my class were having an impossible beef; and, I couldn’t ask either of them out for herb tea and Goji Berries. BUMMER!!!!!! It’s hard being a S.N.A.G. (sensitive new age guy).

Beefy 5 Layer Burrito 

The holy supreme of all burritos
I just got 10 beefy 5 layer burritos from taco bell and obtained a god complex