[SARNIA] 

A tiny town that most people have never heard and probably never will hear about. if you come here there is this strong magnetic force that god only knows why makes people want to live here.

So, I went to SARNIA the other day

Where?

A desolate town just an hour west of london with nothing to do except go to the lambton mall and hope theres a new store.

OH! SARNIA!

[SARNIA] by Jordan Schieman March 30, 2009

Sarnia 

sometimes called sarnhole aka the shitiest place on earth

i hate sarnia

Sarnia by f*ck_b*tches_get_money February 2, 2018

Sarnia 

n.
1. a small city in Southwestern Ontario on the U.S./Canada border, located across the St. Clair River from Port Huron, Michigan.

2. smells like burning ass hair, cancer and desperation.

3. inhabited by Chemical Valley Girls, a race of super-mutants who wear acid washed jeans and comb the dark night for lost babies and feral cats to feast on.

4. bingo, menthol cigarette, chlamydia and teen pregnancy capital of Canada.

Meredith: Let's go to Sarnia!
Bill: Let's back the truck over our heads instead!
Meredith: Okay!

Sarnia by loveboat December 24, 2008

SARNIA 

Chemical Wasteland.

The place where I reside.

SARNIA by Kyt May 29, 2004

Sarnia 

A city with lots to do (compared to most other places in Southern Ontario... beach, decent mall, Canatara Park, etc) but still has a small town feel. (Roads are dead any time after 7pm).

Home of Sarnia Sting, international gymnastic competitors, and BRIDGE FRIES!

Hey, wanna go to Sarnia for some bridge fries? HECK YES!!

Sarnia by .:..:.|11|.:..:. January 27, 2011

sarnia 

n.
1. a small city in Southwestern Ontario on the U.S./Canada border, located across the St. Clair River from Port Huron, Michigan.

2. smells like burning ape feces, cancer and desperation.

3. inhabited by Chemical Valley Girls, a race of super-mutants who wear acid washed jeans and comb the dark night for lost babies and feral cats to feast on.

4. bingo, menthol cigarette, chlamydia and teen-pregnancy capital of Canada.

Meredith: Let's go to Sarnia!
Bill: Let's back the truck over our heads instead!
Meredith: Okay!

sarnia by loveboat December 15, 2008

SARNIA 

a legendary fictional land, created by the great author c.s. lewis, in which the most amazing sandwiches in the world exist. a popular Sarnia series of books was created, including "The Lion, The Witch and the Awesome Bacon and Chicken Salad Sarnie"

"...Aslan, King of Sarnia, turned to Peter. 'Always remember to wipe your knife, Peter'..."

SARNIA by Catachresis June 6, 2004