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n.
1. a small city in Southwestern Ontario on the U.S./Canada border, located across the St. Clair River from Port Huron, Michigan.

2. smells like burning ass hair, cancer and desperation.

3. inhabited by Chemical Valley Girls, a race of super-mutants who wear acid washed jeans and comb the dark night for lost babies and feral cats to feast on.

4. bingo, menthol cigarette, chlamydia and teen pregnancy capital of Canada.
Meredith: Let's go to Sarnia!
Bill: Let's back the truck over our heads instead!
Meredith: Okay!
Sarnia by loveboat December 24, 2008
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The place where I reside.
SARNIA by Kyt May 29, 2004
A city with lots to do (compared to most other places in Southern Ontario... beach, decent mall, Canatara Park, etc) but still has a small town feel. (Roads are dead any time after 7pm).

Home of Sarnia Sting, international gymnastic competitors, and BRIDGE FRIES!
Hey, wanna go to Sarnia for some bridge fries? HECK YES!!
Sarnia by .:..:.|11|.:..:. January 27, 2011
n.
1. a small city in Southwestern Ontario on the U.S./Canada border, located across the St. Clair River from Port Huron, Michigan.

2. smells like burning ape feces, cancer and desperation.

3. inhabited by Chemical Valley Girls, a race of super-mutants who wear acid washed jeans and comb the dark night for lost babies and feral cats to feast on.

4. bingo, menthol cigarette, chlamydia and teen-pregnancy capital of Canada.
Meredith: Let's go to Sarnia!
Bill: Let's back the truck over our heads instead!
Meredith: Okay!
sarnia by loveboat December 15, 2008
a legendary fictional land, created by the great author c.s. lewis, in which the most amazing sandwiches in the world exist. a popular Sarnia series of books was created, including "The Lion, The Witch and the Awesome Bacon and Chicken Salad Sarnie"
"...Aslan, King of Sarnia, turned to Peter. 'Always remember to wipe your knife, Peter'..."
SARNIA by Catachresis June 6, 2004
A quiet little town inhabited by both kind and unkind people, there are a few druggies but that's expected in ANY town.... Aside from that it is a highly artistic community with many things to do such as shopping, sight seeing and taking seat at a bar or restaurant for some local cuisine and maybe a few drinks.

It does NOT smell bad in any way shape or form, but is referred to as Chemical valley. You will not get cancer from coming here and we do have a high rate of teen pregnancy, as the teenagers here aren't very bright when it comes to protection.
Oh you're going to sarnia, That place is awful?

No, It's actually not a bad place, It's actually alot of fun.

I may just take a drive through then, Thanks for opening my eyes . :)
Sarnia by Her Truth January 8, 2014