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[Pastels] 

a term referring to high school, soon-to-be college frat boys who possess the confidence to wear pastel, button-down shirts in an effort to show off their year-round tans achieved through their jet-setting parents who travel frequently throughout the year to exotic destinations most people only dream about.
I witnessed Brittany hanging with a group of pastels at the high school pep rally.
[Pastels] by pubjunkie February 27, 2016
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I love going to math class, my teachers got nice pastels.
pastels by Brick Riggid November 8, 2009
a not known critical ops player
Pastels: a not known critical ops player (random)
Pastels by pastelsnoob August 8, 2021

get the pastels cooking 

1) to go out and "get the ball rolling", so to speak, with a certain physical activity

2) when one is "rusty" at a certain sport and they want to get back into shape or return to the state in which they previously performed in a consistent manner due to an upcoming event in which that person or persons will compete at said sport/activity
3) to heat up and eat one's artistic supplies
Ay boys, lax season is right around the corner so we gon' go out this afternoon and get the pastels cooking

Wow, Grayson is pretty good considering he hasn't played in a while; he musta got them pastels cooking awhile ago

PROMAC&PASTEL 

WHEN YOU EAT SO MUCH MAC & CHEESE YOU SHIT MULTI COLOR NOODLES LIKE A PRO! THATS THE PROMAC&PASTEL
I LOVE TO SHIT MULTI COLOR NOODLES THEIR FOR I AM A PROMAC&PASTEL
PROMAC&PASTEL by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN October 6, 2011

Pastel Gamer 

A gamer who likes pastel aesthetics usually has a pastel setup and surrounds themselves with the pastel theme. Their theme could be all the pastel colors or just a specific color or two but it is usually just very light colors. They are usually into soft cute things but can be found playing any game.
There are a lot of cute pastel gamers nowadays.
My friend is a pastel gamer. She has a lot of plushies and plays animal crossing.
Pastel Gamer by Melodymews January 26, 2022

Pastel Pussy 

When that pussy has been overused to such a point that it starts looking like a full rainbow, thus we call it that Pastel Pussy.
"Watch out dude, that girl basically has a full RGB Keyboard between her legs."

"You mean she has a Pastel Pussy?"
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