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Hole Punch 

Verb - the act of accidentally pushing your finger through toilet paper while wiping your ass and shooting it up your own rectum.
While aggressively trying to clean up the remnants of a vicious corn chowder dump, I accidentally hole punched my finger through the toilet paper and jammed it up my own ass.
Hole Punch by Cooches Inc. June 23, 2020

hole punch 

V. To punch somebody in the rectum.
N. The action of punching somebody in the rectum.
Dude, he's pissin' me off. When he bends over go hole punch him.
hole punch by Hizzo April 11, 2003

Hole Punch 

The sexual act in which two individuals rub their butt holes together in a rhythmic fashion . See also: Butt scissoring.
I would like to hole punch my partner later today.

Zach and Joe engaged in an epic round of holepunching.
Hole Punch by runswithscissor August 7, 2019

Hole Punch 

Addition to the 'squirrel grip' - which is inserting your thumb in a woman's vagina, and your index finger in her anus (other way around if she is in 'doggy' position)

The hole punch is when you squirrel grip a lady so intensely, a new hole is created between the anus and vagina. Therefore, every-time this woman shits in the future, she shits out her anus AND vagina.
"Man, I must have hole punched a bird last night, because she pushed out a chocolate baby in the morning"
Hole Punch by imaginative wal August 5, 2007

Hole Punch 

when youre wiping your ass and your finger slips in and you end up fingering that shit so fucking hard
"Oh shit, i hole punched me ass!"

hole-punch the vcard

dude, i totally was about to get laid last night but apparently she didnt wanna hole-punch the vcard. she wants to wait.
hole-punch the vcard by Mike Charudo September 25, 2008
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