Red pubes, red hair and 14 twin brothers riding together in a shitty Hyundi stationwagon are all characteristics of a Rohde. He can insult Zach Hoch with ease and he always has a way wif the ladies. Of course, he must mistake average interactions like being served food @ a restaurant as being girls' attempts to flirt wif him. Anywho, with his sexy asthma and arthritis in 72.5% of his joints he could bang any chick at The Jungle he wantswant to (but first he needs to stop working 12 hour days and have his mommy give him a ride). Also, he will let teachers take his lunch without complaint and he will jog his ass onto the f-ball field wif a water bottle to serve his team even though they cut his ass from JV. Rohde is derived from the Ancient Greek word "Roadhead" meaning "One Who Craves Feely's Cock"
by Bojangles January 03, 2005

1. A person who has fictitious girlfriends with male names.
2. Someone who takes pictures of themselves in the mirror with camera phone while shaving their balls/vj.
3. A male? who has women worldwide envious of breast size.
4. One who can't look you in the eyes while talking to you because everything they say is a lie.
5. A complete fuck up.
synonym spodicus
2. Someone who takes pictures of themselves in the mirror with camera phone while shaving their balls/vj.
3. A male? who has women worldwide envious of breast size.
4. One who can't look you in the eyes while talking to you because everything they say is a lie.
5. A complete fuck up.
synonym spodicus
1. When Ryan recieved the rohde pictures, he almost threw up.
2. Did you see the rack on that rohde?
3. Dude, you totally rohded that shit.
2. Did you see the rack on that rohde?
3. Dude, you totally rohded that shit.
by Jerrie Smith January 23, 2008

An cute ,nice care giving person. Especially the middle name is gerelyn the kindest nicest person she might have an foster son or a son with the letter D, and there grown and on their own. and a 15-year-old teen probably lives there or about to turn that age that’s a teenager a big one.
by Majooooo May 21, 2021

Haley Rohde is the most bomb ass mother fucker out there. dont mess with her she will mess u up. and shes not a slut either!! shes from Benicia CA and she fails at singing
by rissa is hella awesome June 30, 2011

A person with no mother, a stuck up asshole, a horrible person, a cold hearted insert Family friendly word here.
by GSJDKFYTFGDKGDYRHCNG December 18, 2021

Also known as Ranch On Hot Dog, and if you put ranch on a hot dog it stands for gay men sucking and swallowing
Father: Hey JB dinner is ready I cooked (ROHD) for ya
Gay JB: Is there any ranch, no JB there's no more ranch on hot dog just because your addicted to sucking dick you little butt fucking fruit hat
Gay JB: Is there any ranch, no JB there's no more ranch on hot dog just because your addicted to sucking dick you little butt fucking fruit hat
by DJ dizzy June 12, 2014
