'ring flu

Describes the obsession a racer may contract after driving on the Nürburgring in Germany. 'Ring flu is characterized by the irresistible desire to drive on the track, even if one is hundreds of miles away from it.

Friend #1: "Do you think Jon is ever going to quit? He's already done ten laps today!"
Friend #2: "No, I think he's got 'ring flu."
Friend #1: "Yeah, I thought so."

by TheAutobahnBurner November 14, 2009

Ring Flutter

Also known as 'Taco Bell Come Down'..

When diarrhea crosses the line from liquid to minor solids, causing the sphincter to repeatedly open and close whole vacating ones bowls.

'That crunchwrap supreme was tasty as anything but the ring flutter I've had for the last 48h was anything BUT supreme!'

by ChucklingPilot April 20, 2021

Ring Flutter

A fluttering of the anus, either in the form of flatulence or of a post Taco Bell experience.

He had Taco Bell on Friday and still has ring flutter today, so he has called in sick.

by fairyflyflo April 20, 2021

Ring Flutter

The repercussions of Taco Bell.

He had Taco Bell on Friday and has ring flutter, so he called in sick.

by fairyflyflo April 20, 2021