'dale speak 

This refers to the way that all of the rich, spoiled, white kids from North Scottsdale try to talk black/crunk/thuggin, even though none of them are black or have ever even seen a hood.

A conversation between two Scottsdale residents using 'dale speak:

"Yo G, you wanna run up ta Kierland and tear dat shit up, gangsta g style?"

"Hell's yeah! Dat shit be crunk! My Pops lettin me borrow his ZX5 BMW. You know we gonna get some hos!!!"

'dale speak by Jill-izo November 15, 2006

davespeak 

The usually one-sided banter of Dave Matthews that takes place in between songs (usually) at a Dave Matthews Band or Dave and Tim show. It can be anything, such as random phrases and facts, mock dialogue, or an interesting anecdote.

Examples of Davespeak are:

“this is a song about little pink drinks that look like condoms...”

“Remember that there are hundreds of thousands of things you can eat that are not cheese.”

“This is a song about somebody I was fucking...no, this is a song about somebody thatI really liked a lot....maybe, I don’t know...and I happened to be at the same time that I really enjoyed this person..fucking her at the same time."

"a goat's penis is much like a pencil but shinier and pink. but in that pencil is the power to create life."

davespeak by Dr. Philp September 22, 2005