davespeak 

The usually one-sided banter of Dave Matthews that takes place in between songs (usually) at a Dave Matthews Band or Dave and Tim show. It can be anything, such as random phrases and facts, mock dialogue, or an interesting anecdote.

Examples of Davespeak are:

“this is a song about little pink drinks that look like condoms...”

“Remember that there are hundreds of thousands of things you can eat that are not cheese.”

“This is a song about somebody I was fucking...no, this is a song about somebody thatI really liked a lot....maybe, I don’t know...and I happened to be at the same time that I really enjoyed this person..fucking her at the same time."

"a goat's penis is much like a pencil but shinier and pink. but in that pencil is the power to create life."

davespeak by Dr. Philp September 22, 2005

DavesPinkyFinger 

DavesPinkyFinger is an extremely…”concerning” tiktoker. Honestly, I’m pretty worried for him.
REALLY worried.

“DavesPinkyFinger just ate 10 bowls of frootloops!! AGAIN!!!”

DavesPinkyFinger by Theonewndonlyamy May 22, 2022

Dudespeak 

n. The language or mode of conversation that includes, but is not limited to, use of the ever-evolving term, "dude" (Seedude). Meaning and connotations of the word "dude" depend on the circumstances and tone and attitude of the dudespeaker. Dudespeak vocabulary often includes words ranging from "seriously" to "like" to "awesome" to "sweet" to "totally"

Dudespeak conversations:

"Dude, like seriously? That was totally awesome."

"Sweet ride, dude."

"Dude." (Hello, friend. Here, have some nutella)
"Duuude." (Hey, this nutella is amazing)
"...dude?" (Um...where the hell do you think you're going with my nutella?)
"DUDE!" (Get AWAY from my nutella!)

Dudespeak by grindgator February 11, 2009

dogespeak 

Speaking in the manner of the doge

"such wow"
"so statement"
"much accurate"
"such annoy"
"very experience"
"much dogespeak"

dogespeak by elitedoge November 19, 2013

davespinkyfinger 

was apart of the blueycapsules rage, and the known causer of the froot loops..incident.

davespinkyfinger simps for froot loops

davespinkyfinger by gh0zted May 21, 2022

Davesplaining 

When a Dave tells you all about a subject and is completely wrong despite being an 'expert'

Your father wouldn't stop Davesplaining at Christmas dinner.

Davesplaining by Platinumjam April 22, 2018

davespinkyfinger 

A very concerning TikToker who makes videos about fruity pebble’s and feet. Yes he posted a video about his feet…

Did you hear that davespinkyfinger has a feet kink? I heard, I’m very worried about them to be honest.

davespinkyfinger by anonymous June 5, 2022