The Internet equivalent of a couch potato. A 'Net potato doesn't use the Internet for a specific purpose, he just moves from one URL to another, looking for anything to pass the time.
Guy 1. What are you doing online?
Guy 2. Surfing.
Guy 1. Surfing? Nobody "surfs" anymore. What are you actually doing?
Guy 2. Surfing.
Guy 1. Dude, you're a 'Net potato. Go read a book or something.
Guy 2. Surfing.
Guy 1. Surfing? Nobody "surfs" anymore. What are you actually doing?
Guy 2. Surfing.
Guy 1. Dude, you're a 'Net potato. Go read a book or something.
by Nate_V. October 19, 2010
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