"frozen tobogan"

The act of (male or female) defecating, freezing the defecation, and using the frozen fecal matter to make love to someone's hole.

I totally gave Marcy a "frozen tobogan" with some leftover shit I had in the freezer.

"frozen tobogan" by rose kent August 11, 2007

frozen toboggan 

Canadian version of an Alaskan Pipeline. Taking a dump then putting it in a condom and freezing it to create a dildo and using it as a sex toy for anal or vaginal penetration (usually not oral) on a man or woman.

Joe: Shelley is coming over tonight so I threw a frozen toboggan in the freezer yesterday.
Frank: How prudent.

frozen toboggan by Capt. Luge Splooge February 25, 2014