"celph titled"

the illest rapper alive. he is the landmine lieutenant, the mutha fuckin mutha fucka, the rubix cuban, the ammunition magician.

he is part of Army of the Pharaohs and Demigodz.

"in the bathroom with a tommy gun droppin' gangsta shit"

"handgun: automatic, shotgun: pump action
me with your wife: thats automatic pump action"

"celph titled" would crash a bike into my face and leave me with a handlebar mustache.

"celph titled" by GenocideGeneral January 27, 2009

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Celph Titled

Celph Titled (AKA The Rubix Cuban) is a Cuban rapper from Tampa, Florida who is known for being a part of the Demigodz crew as well as a member of Army of the Pharaohs.

Celph is known for his hilarious punchlines and wordplay, on guest appearances his rhymes will likely include wordplay that exploits the double meanings of certain words. His rhymes have historically been considered "weapon centric" focused on humor related to the use of weapons ranging from pistols to bazookas.

He is also known for actively trying to keep the style of hip hop used in the 1990s in the mainstream and has become increasingly influential as a result, proving he is much more than a punchline rapper.

Celph Titled Notable quotes:

"I don't got to use god's name in vain, to get my soldiers to blasphemy (blast-for-me)."Celph

"I can't change laws son, that's a Government issue"
"I break laws with my gun, that's a Government issue"Celph

"I'm like Donkey Kong, I got you n!ggas dodgin' my barrels"Celph

"I'm like a circus show sniper, I aim for the jugular"Celph

Celph Titled by P-Gunna November 10, 2010

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chud run

A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.

"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"

chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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