"Godfather" Trump

Our mafia-boss president. Hey, his first name even IS "Don".

Our puffed-up "Godfather" Trump commander-in-chief tried to stage a very-poorly-EXECUTED (if you'll pardon da morbid pun there) "attempt to bump him off by one of his own underlings", but few people actually believed it was a real assassination attempt, especially after learning dat multiple witnesses saw da alleged gunman getting into targeting-position on da nearby roof, but law-enforcement did nothing to stop him.

"Godfather" Trump by QuacksO April 20, 2026