"El piko" 

1. Someone who, like his namesake Coolio, wonders what is going on in the kitchen, but does not know what's cookin'.
2. Someone who is AWESOME in all facets of life.
3. Someone who knows that it is not nu metal.
4. Someone who thinks that you are shit at life.
5. Someone who needs a saga.
6. Someone who wishes to know what the saga is......
7. Someone who will leave the party early (again like the namesake)

Similarities are often found between "El Piko" and El Barto of "The Simpsons" fame.
El Piko will, the majority of the time greet you with a loud and cheerful MORNING! and will have lyrics to a metal song to match any occasion.

"El piko" by kittyc April 6, 2009