Being at your rock bottom living in your office closet, jerking off with a limp dick and the cum lands in a pile of cereal dust that you had dropped two days ago.
Hey! Have you seen Bob lately?
I heard that he fell off the wagon in is now jerking off onto Lucky Charms.
I heard that he fell off the wagon in is now jerking off onto Lucky Charms.
by Oreosgirlfriend November 09, 2020
by starash February 04, 2018
Basically this is a day where it's set on August 18th which is my birthday and all I ever ask for is a blowjob from anyone. Requirements are people being 15 years old or 16+. Has to be a girl (Or a femboy)
Classic - ''Yo, it's my birthday which is Suck Classic Off Day!''
Random person: ''Want me to get on my knees?''
Random person: ''Want me to get on my knees?''
by Rick Fork November 07, 2024
by Debskelly1985 March 02, 2023
Authority figures, with veneer of legitimacy so thin, that it can be readily removed, to reveal the criminal constitution that is beneath.
The mother was a hypocrit, and a scratch-off authority, with a history of criminal faults, that she hid behind the facade of respectable, government, employee.
by ancestaera June 26, 2020
A person that isn't treated as anything, but acts the role of being a friend.
When someone isn't regarded as a person, who's feelings are ignored, and who's job is to listen and simply be here because you want to.
Someone who's only purpose is to be a helping friend, but is ignored, mostly emotionally, like they aren't even someone.
When someone isn't regarded as a person, who's feelings are ignored, and who's job is to listen and simply be here because you want to.
Someone who's only purpose is to be a helping friend, but is ignored, mostly emotionally, like they aren't even someone.
Person A: "Who's that guy over there?"
Person B: "Oh, he's Person C's friend. He doesn't really say anything and is only here when Person C needs help. No one really pays attention to him since his only role is to help and not be an actual person."
Person A: "Oh, so he's a knock-off friend."
Person B: "Oh, he's Person C's friend. He doesn't really say anything and is only here when Person C needs help. No one really pays attention to him since his only role is to help and not be an actual person."
Person A: "Oh, so he's a knock-off friend."
by ghosthandle June 11, 2022