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'if' one needed sex

a humorous aside to the constant status of the male.

there is no 'IF', 'possibly', 'probably' or 'maybe'; for the male! the male CONSTANTLY needs sex!! (with the exception of when the "big game" is on!! -or when the male has JUST 'e-jacked' !!
i'd hit that in a heartbeat, 'IF' i needed sex!!

she/he has high "doability", 'IF' one needed sex!!

'IF' one needed sex, they could "quaf their quim joys" with that!!
by michael foolsley October 30, 2011
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re-entry sex

An astronaut sent to space re-enters the atmosphere, returns home, and has sex with his/her partner.
Karen L. Nyberg and Douglas G. Hurley had re-entry sex after their re-entry into Earth's atmosphere in 2000.
by Frosty the Snowman January 20, 2013
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pre-anal sex check

When a person, usually female, will check the cleanliness of this area outside and in and can also include using their finger to check their anus and make sure there is no fecal matter in the area prior to anal sex. So if there is it can be removed and clean up that area.
My bff told me that she always does a pre-anal sex check before anal with a new guy or her man, because the first time she did it his penis came out covered in feces and smelly.
by aNONaMRS July 25, 2014
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Asian Mushroom Sex

The act of getting high and having sex with a random Asian. After Asian Mushroom Sex, your penis will throb and sex will hurt unless it is with an Asian.
At Tod's funeral, the cause was finally told to his friends and family. He preformed Asian Mushroom Sex and committed suicide just from the thought of having sex with another Asian.
by TheTruthSpeaker679 June 19, 2016
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go go sex

Go go sex is extremely lowered inhibitions sex.
Come over, lets smoke some and have go go sex.
by Techbuzzz December 10, 2017
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ur ancestor a sex offender

This is the pinnacle of insult evolution.
It cuts to the roots of your family tree and implies that every single descendant is gay.
Enemy: "Your family tree LGBT."
You, an intellectual: "No u."
Enemy: "Your ancestor a sex offender."
You, dead: *Self-implodes and continues to disgrace your whole family
by PizzaBang May 15, 2018
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Levels of Sex

1. Solo work
2. Partners
3. Threesome (Partners and an extra)

4. Two pairs of partners
5. Two pairs of partners and an extra
6. Orgy

**Add one to each if there is a camera man.
What levels of sex did you do last night? Levels 3 and 4. How about you?

Level 5 my chink!
by BigChungus0321 March 29, 2019
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