Fartarge

The gas that is expelled through the anus when solid mass is expected to pass.

I experienced fartarge upon my last visit to the lavatory

by Obi-Wanky Nobi June 23, 2024

fartarge

The gas that is expelled through the anus when solid mass is expected to pass.

I experienced fartarge upon my last visit to the lavatory

by Obi-Wanky Nobi June 24, 2024

fartcheese

produced exclusively on remote alaskan islands, fart cheese is one of the rarest foods on the planet. milk is extracted from the breasts of caribou, gently heated over an open flame, then subjected to a barrage of farts offered by the rustic villagers who stand in a circle around the cauldron, relentlessly perfuming the milk. it is believed that the #farticules increase enzymatic activity, resulting in more pronounced flavor and slightly wet texture. the best fartcheeses can be aged upwards of a century. very old fartcheeses may taste of urine, glue and porcini mushrooms, and are said to induce hallucinations and a pleasant tingling in the anus.

dicht racy: what say we open a wheel of '24 fartcheese

jim harbaugh: fuckin yeah!

by trilliam turdsworth June 24, 2024

fartbarge

To barge into a room while farting in an angry or otherwise offensive manner. May be accompanied by an attempt to barge into a conversation or other social setting. Often observed most commonly in large-bodied people.

Lydia just fartbarged into the break room, knocked over the coffee maker with her excessive bulk, and told us all to go to hell!

Lizzo finished the encore, and then fartbarged backstage in search of donuts.

by ExcessiveBelching June 24, 2024

farting in the shower

This is in reference to doing something that is self-destructive. Farting in the shower does nothing but make your life unpleasant.

Bucky: "Hey! Did you hear about Andy? "
Lewis: "Nope. Is he in the clink?"
Bucky: "Nah, he asked out Marcia when Scott was right there. Totally farting in the shower. Scott slammed him into the wall and then spit on him. A real dick move. It's like he wants to ruin his own life more than we do..."

by von groovy September 3, 2024

Fartbuckling

The idea of a fictional character sacrificing themselves in the most heartbreaking way imaginable.

“Vegeta Fartbuckling himself to attempt to kill buu.”

by Ytaehw September 30, 2024

fartcovering

A god awful portmanteau of fart and covering. It is when you cover up a fart using a noise (ex. coughing).

Person 1: *does a tiny cough and farts extremely loudly*

Person 2: "GAWD DAMN that guy totally messed up his fartcovering"

by insert key here October 19, 2024