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the "i need to walk slowly" shit 

when you need to shit so bad that you need to clamp your ass cheeks together so you dont shit your pants

also accompanied by a V-shaped walk
When the "i need to walk slowly" shit occurs:

After eating Chinese food, Tom just made it to the bathroom before the full extent of his Lo Mein noodles kicked in.

Manly Walk of Shame 

When a man (or in rare cases, a woman) has to get the plunger when guests are over or serving as a guest. Usually preceeded by a hard to make decision of whether to pinch a loaf or not.
I totally had to do a manly walk of shame when I used the sit n' shit at my girlfriend's parent's place. I'm not sure if they approve of me anymore.
Manly Walk of Shame by Mgamerz2 September 20, 2009

Sinoquipe Walk

A bow-legged walk often associated with crotch rot due to heat, moisture, and poor hygene.
Jared, Kyle, Mike, and Tim all laughed as they watched Seth waddle down the road, obviously affected by his Sinoquipe walk.
Sinoquipe Walk by Marius Corvinus September 29, 2017

the walk 

“The Walk” is what the cool cousins go on before holiday dinners. Usually younger cousins aren’t invited because some of the conversation topics discussed or activities done on “the walk” aren’t appropriate for younger cousins.
Cousin 1: “Hey man you ready for the walk?”
Cousin 2: “Yeah sure, should we bring Cousin 3?”
Cousin 1: “Nah, he’s too young maybe next year.”
the walk by Idon’tknow1313 November 28, 2019

hot girl walk 

What tiktokers call going outside.
"The weather's so nice, I think I'll go for a stroll."

"Ew Mom what's a stroll?"

"You know, when you just walk around and think..."

"Mom! Don't be a boomer that's called a hot girl walk."

"You were a mistake."
hot girl walk by Dan H1 June 29, 2023
When a person is walking while on a technological device, most commonly mobile phones but can also include ipads, mp3 players, ebook readers etc
I had a collision on the pavement while tech walking as the other person was doing the same on their iphone.
Tech Walk by B247E September 30, 2010