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Temp Agency Van

A 15 passenger van that a temp agency uses to transport druggies and lunatics to job sites. These vans are usually battered littered with questionable materials (ie. Liquor bottles, used tampons, etc.) and filthy. The seats are saturated with butt-grease and urine, giving the van a distinctive and strong odor.

If you're out on a temp job, you don't want to ride in one of these.
(formerly homeless temp). Yeah, I rode a Temp Agency Van, I got my hepatitis from the seats.
by st31n3r January 21, 2018
mugGet the Temp Agency Vanmug.

dodge scare-a-van

Referred to by Bart in the episode where the Simpsons went to Italy. A Dodge Scare-a-van is an old/misshapen car that someone treats like it is amazing.
*Mr. Burn's scrubbing down an Oldsmobile*

Bart: Hey, Mr. Burns! Where'd you get that new Dodge Scare-a-van?
by dsfhsdh January 11, 2011
mugGet the dodge scare-a-vanmug.

Hanco Van Rooyen

He is the most cutest and funniest guys on the plannet they call themselves the “boertjie-man”but thier the best❤️
Hanco Van Rooyen : they send you funny videos too make you laugh they are like no one else :)
by Babygirlnommer2 July 22, 2022
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Rip Van Linkle

Noun/verb/adjective: Someone who forwards you old links, videos, and pics that everyone has already seen. Also the act of forwarding old links, or as a description of the old links.
NOUN-Rip Van Linkle is constantly IMing me 2 week old viral crap. Fail.

VERB- He Rip Van Linkled me some LOLCATZ and Autotune Obama. Fail.

ADJ-Rip Van Linkle post- that vid was on Tosh.0 two weeks ago and has been remixed five times including an autotune. Fail.
by KT1107 August 31, 2010
mugGet the Rip Van Linklemug.

Joe Van Falier

Joe VF is a straight up overwatch loving nerd - in a good way. He plays ps4 24/7. He has a 77 inch Pp but doesn't know how to interact with bitches. Joe has blonde hair and blue eyes, but isnt a nazi. Joe doesn't swear and gets peng grades in school. Joe is below average height but could easily knock anyone out with his karate skills. Joe has eyebrow game for days.
Joe van falier is epic, I love his girth and charisma
by Joevanfalier December 10, 2019
mugGet the Joe Van Faliermug.

do a van gogh

When someone is talking such bullshit or has a really annoying voice, you want to cut your ears off

Inspired by Vincent van Gogh, a painter who cut one of his ears off.
A: The teacher's pet was talking shit again, it wanted me to do a van gogh
B: Yeah sucks...
by frogay yay :) February 12, 2022
mugGet the do a van goghmug.

van der Fort

If u have this surname you are a alpha chad and have a big penis
by POPOES September 2, 2021
mugGet the van der Fortmug.

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