West Canada Valley 

Welcome to west canada valley high school here you will see a lot of students giving up in life due to the teachers poor academic skills when you walk in the smelling halls of nasty dying fish from all the girls with stds u will find most of the girls in the bathroom smoking nicotine and the boys bathroom smells like piss. West Canada is a go to play if u really hate your life and want the teachers to ruin it even more. You will mostly see girls that wear belly shirts and booty shorts or girls that are gay and have undercuts. The boys on the other hand have mullets or long hair while wearing jeans boots and ripped shirts. Welcome to the school of homophobic teachers and students that don’t care.

Oh u go to West Canada Valley you must work on a farm and have no life

West Canada Valley by Yomama1457 September 21, 2021

The Valley 

To those of us from New England, "The Valley" most often refers to the Merrimack Valley, a bi-state area along the Merrimack River. Most of the Valley is suburban. The largest cities are Haverhill, MA, Lawrence, MA, Lowell, MA, Nashua, NH, Manchester, NH, and Concord, NH. All of these cities are former mill towns powered by the river.

If you live in the Merrimack Valley region, chances are you tell everyone you're from the "Boston Area", have a Boston accent, and cheer for all the Boston sports teams, even though Boston is an hour away. About half the people in your high school graduating class went to drug rehab before the age of 18. Unless your zip code is 01810, 05501, 01899, 01921, 01985, 01886, 03110, 03031, 03049, or 03087, you are working class/poor. Chances are, if you are from the working-class areas you pretend to be rich, while if you are from the rich areas you pretend to be "ghetto". Ethnic pride is high in The Valley. You will see more Irish, Italian, Canadian, Lebanese, Cambodian, Brazilian, Puerto Rican, and Dominican flags than American ones, though almost every other street is named for a KIA war soldier.

All in all, The Valley is a place of contradictions, not to mention a shitty place to live and an even shittier place to say you're from.

Situation #1:

Angie: I'm from the Boston Area.

Milly: Wonderful! Where in Boston?

Angie: Methuen.

Milly: Hmmmm that's funny. I live in Boston and have never heard of any place in the city called Methuen.

Angie: Ughh, actually, it's in The Valley. And it's not Andover, Boxford, or Windham.

Milly: Ew! Do you live in a slum? Are your kids potheads? Do you shop at Marshall's? DO YOU SPEAK FLUENT ENGLISH?!

Angie: What?

Situation #2:

Ryan: Yo, yo, I rep The Valley.

Santos: Sweet man. What part?

Ryan: Amherst.

Santos: Shit man, you ain't ghetto! You probably live in a colonial mansion. Try living in Nashua with a drug bust or gang fight outside your house every ten minutes.

Ryan: No way homie. Am-town has way more oxy and e than Trashua, cause we have the bank to buy all our shit off you!

The Valley: the trashiest place in America's northeast.

The Valley by 603explorer August 16, 2009

Swan Valley 

A town in Saginaw Michigan that kicks some serious ass. There are quite a few sexy whores at the schools and the sports teams usually kick ass.

Swan Valley High School won the Spirit award!

We're going to the Meijer's in Swan Valley.

Swan Valley by DCF December 5, 2004

Lebanon Valley College

A small college located in Bumblefuck, PA that is known for it's music programs and its Jesus lovers.
A tiny, 3-4 block campus, with a few houses, and students can't live off campus anymore.
Greek life is kinda pitiful, because they're not allowed to have houses either.
Few people outside of the Lebanon/Lancaster/Harrisburg area will recognize the name.
Also, somehow all the tour guides forget to mention the train that runs right behind half the dorms at all hours of the day and night.

"My high school was bigger than Lebanon Valley College"

Jay: "I'm going to Lebanon Valley in the fall"
Bob: "Ooh"
Jay: "You have no clue what/where that is, do you?"
Bob: "Nope, sorry"

Lebanon Valley College by silenciobob April 21, 2009

ghetto valley girl 

a valley girl who strives to be ghetto but speaks ebonics with a valley girl accent, usually a coward and never ready to throw down when the goin gets tuff. But they will put on a show as if they are from the streets.

"she acts like she is hard but she's just a ghetto valley girl from the suburbs"

ghetto valley girl by but_ta December 15, 2009

spam valley 

spam valley is an area in the town of linlithgow near edinburgh in scotland. it is also known as springfield. it is populated mainly by violent homo sapiens, usually under the influence of alcohol. it is called spam valley because spam is thought of as cheap, which is what some people think of the inhabitants or houses in springfield. this however is not the case.

"were r u goin?"
"im away down 2 spam valley"
"why"
"out on the piss"

spam valley by cobainirvana May 21, 2004

newark valley 

Newark Valley, NY is a small town located some what near Binghamton, NY. The town consists of a population with roughly 500 people and 4 last names. Yet still the population of domesticated animals and firearms is far higher that. If you haven't heard of this town, your cousin probably has.

"Why you talking so fine of your cousin? You must be from Newark Valley!"

newark valley by Thewhiteblackpoet December 26, 2016