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A Tomasso is an incredibly rare human being. The ultimate protector, he's family oriented and will more than likely bend over backwards for anyone.
Extraordinarily attractive.
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by jambo45 April 28, 2013
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Thomas Delay says:
I do HJ's and political favors. I'll tug you off for a cheeseburger and a trip to St. Andrews.
I do HJ's and political favors. I'll tug you off for a cheeseburger and a trip to St. Andrews.
by Dungheap June 1, 2006
Get the Thomas Delay mug.toast babies are what they sound like, baby toasts. made with tiny pieces of
bread and a toaster {tiny toaster is optional} they must be made with love and
both parties must consent to making them, nothing may be forced. they must have
at least two parents although they may have up to 9. if you happen to have
someone that is 76 years of age or older you may then add 2 additional parents
allowing the older people to take naps at regular intervals. if someone asks you
to make toast babies with them you should agree for this is a most amazing
offer. for it shows that they think you will show the toast babies enough love
and are fit to be a toast parent. it is frowned upon to not eat your toast
children after playing with them for a minimum 5 minutes, and is also forbid
that you eat them before 5 minutes. {rule does not apply to normal sized toast}
the toast children are happy to be eaten to both complete their life goals and
to nourish their loving parents. it is okay to be sad about your toast babies
being gone also.
bread and a toaster {tiny toaster is optional} they must be made with love and
both parties must consent to making them, nothing may be forced. they must have
at least two parents although they may have up to 9. if you happen to have
someone that is 76 years of age or older you may then add 2 additional parents
allowing the older people to take naps at regular intervals. if someone asks you
to make toast babies with them you should agree for this is a most amazing
offer. for it shows that they think you will show the toast babies enough love
and are fit to be a toast parent. it is frowned upon to not eat your toast
children after playing with them for a minimum 5 minutes, and is also forbid
that you eat them before 5 minutes. {rule does not apply to normal sized toast}
the toast children are happy to be eaten to both complete their life goals and
to nourish their loving parents. it is okay to be sad about your toast babies
being gone also.
person 1 walking up with a bag of mini bread
{not to be confused with mini waffles}
and a toaster says to person 2
"will you make toast babies with me?"
"gasp," says person 2. "what an honnor of course i will help you to make our
toast babies"
then they scamper off to find an electrical outlet and make their toast babies.
{not to be confused with mini waffles}
and a toaster says to person 2
"will you make toast babies with me?"
"gasp," says person 2. "what an honnor of course i will help you to make our
toast babies"
then they scamper off to find an electrical outlet and make their toast babies.
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