The Collingwood Wave is how all Collingwood fans (And ALL Victorians in general Monday - Friday anyway) prefer to greet each other, whether that's sending an opening gesture, or receiving one.

The wave is performed by bending over infront of another, presenting your rear end, looking back and flapping your hand in a welcoming motion to the desired recipients to come and take you from behind whilst you look back at them over your shoulder with a smile.
Innocent observer: "Um what's that cunt in the magpies hat doing? Does he want to get bashed?"

Observers Victorian friend: "Oh that's the Collingwood Wave, we always try and present like that if we think we see someone we know, but just remember it's reserved for Collingwood fans on match days"
by [Stuey the king] May 16, 2023
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Second Wave Cramps is when you’re on your period, and you forget about your cramps for a while, and then they hit you like a brick out of the blue.
Period- PAY ATTENTION TO ME ASSHOLE!!!!! THERE’S BLOOD ON YOUR SHORTS.

Me- No there’s not, I just checked!

Period- FINE ASSHOLE SECOND WAVE CRAMPS!!!!!

Me- FUCKKKKKKKKKK
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A particularly preppy hairstyle worn by men with brown curly hair that resembles a small wave moving from the front hairline backwards to the rear, but most often seen with part on the left side.
"That hedge fund manager has mastered the Nantucket Wave and it looks great with his boat shoes."
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A microscopic wave, mathematically impossible microscopic wave
A micro wave is small
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The wave of tea, usually herbal, caused by the strung tea bag dropping from the top side of the mug to the lower side during tilting. The resulting tidal wave of tea is hot and can both surprise and burn the victim, although the phenomenon usually occurs towards the end of the drink when temperatures are cooler but tilt angles are higher.
"Pass me a towel, I just got hit with a tea-wave"
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Many men pissing on a man or woman.
The golden wave pushed the girl backwards off her knees.
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when you are on the monkey bars hanging upside down and someone ejaculates with so much power that you swing back and forth.
Julia: "Oh shit Jeff is getting hit with an upside down wave!"
Ron: "I just hope his ribs are ok."
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