Salty Shrimp

A person who trys to do thier best

And look at the bright side

But ends up being pissed off With life

(thx❤ and lolz)
Bite me

I am a salty shrimp

by Salty Shrimp June 17, 2016

salty pats

The act of pulling down your pants, sitting on someone's face, and forcefully rubbing your rectum and testicles on the person's face until they can escape.

Did you hear about Peyton Manning? Apparently when he was in college he gave a female trainer the salty pats.

by Jkc0722 March 6, 2016

silky nuggets

A nugget that is very silly and moist

Those silky nuggets are so cool.

by Paige and Lidia April 8, 2016

Silky Chicken

A dick without a condom on.

Dude she wants my silky chicken so bad!

by Mifro September 1, 2016

Silly Llama

A person who is not funny because of the joke but funny because they are stupid.

George was a total silly llama, he thinks he has the best jokes, yeah right!

by TheHostClub July 11, 2016

Salty Maurice

A sexual act where the male finishes onto their partner's face while they are crying.

They didn't seem to like it, so I gave them a salty Maurice and called it a day.

by GrapeButter November 22, 2016

salty chihuahua

A dirty sexual act involving a man cumming on a girl's stomach, then licking it up and spitting the hot salty load into her mouth.

Last night got freaky. We started doing doggystyle and we finished with a salty chihuahua

by Pocketpittie November 28, 2016