Punch

(Verb) Old hippie technique of emptying the tobacco out of a cigarette, and refilling it with marijuana.

"Dude, I don't have any more rolling papers!"
"It's cool, I will just punch a cigarette."

by dgbrown May 6, 2009

death punch

The death punch is a manuever used to subdue any opponents in a fight. It involves a series of simple tactics but results in immediate knock out. You must first allow the challenger to walk towards, then with your weaker hand you fake a jab to the face while simultaneouly punching the crotch area. If it does not work, it was not properly executed.

Some punk trick tried to step up to Shival to he just death punched his ass.

by Shival December 28, 2007

punching possums

A one night stand whose performance in the sack is "just lays there"

"It was like punching possums last night."

by ramrodd October 28, 2006

Punch Your Tough Shit Card

An action offered to an asshole whose worthless opinion or request doesn't matter and/or is a waste of time.

Frank: Hey Bill, Dave over in Finance wants that report from last week so he can finish the proposal.

Bill: Tell Dave to come see me and I'll punch his Tough Shit Card.

Or:

Tell me again how much you hate it when your neighbor's dog craps in your yard and I'll Punch Your Tough Shit Card for you.

by bktscrambler October 5, 2009

double punch

in fisting, where you slam both your fists up the guys buttpipe at once. you have to have him nicely relaxed first, otherwise you're gun tear him.

1. jeez dave, you gotta take it slow if you wanna double punch me.

2. "oscar is walking like someone drove a train up his ass!"

"yuh, that fist queen can't lay off the doublepunching."

by zippdidoo Da January 12, 2010

Chilli Face Noodle Punch!

Phrase by American YouTube personality, Jenna Marbles

This is something, of many other weird things she would rather do, then clean her VERY messy bedroom.

To cover her face in Chilli, and punch a box of noodles into the air! :)

"Peanut butter and jelly toilet paper hat face!"
"Chilli face!"
"Chilli face noodle PUNCH!"

1st Girl: "Look at my t shirt dude!"
2nd Girl: "Awesome!"
Together: "Chilli face noodle PUNCH!" *fist in the air*

by Loulabell March 24, 2012

punchbowl

The term applied to situations or objects which are rigged, unfair, or merely fucked up. This term comes from the fact that many punchbowls are spiked, and therefore put those drinking from the punchbowl at an unfair advantage against those who understand that its contents are laced.

"Man, did you hear about George Bush winning the election?"

"Yeah, dude. That was some punchbowl shit, right there."

by Rudy Schultz November 24, 2007