Guysh pleash

What the weird kid with a lisp says when he wants you to stop bullying him

“Guysh pleash shtop it or i’ll tell my mom”

by Helpmepleash May 8, 2018

Self-pleasuration

A combination of the act of self pleasuring (masturbation) and self preservation (satisfying that intense need to release).

Lisa was very skilled in the art of self-pleasuration.

Frustrated over the lack of available men where she lives Glynette literally took matters into her own hands. The gorgeous, brown eyed, single mother of two perfected the art of self-pleasuration just to maintain her sanity.

by Maxelino Brando July 30, 2018

mount pleasant high school texas

where all the kids who think they “bad” smoke and fight and claim they get all the hoes. also where marching band is always wildin, and where tiger dolls get their sex tapes leaked. this high school is in northeast texas and is home to crackheads and druggies, but also students filled with tiger pride !

student 1: hey, have you heard about those percussionists who played spin the bottle and one of them had a boyfriend ?
student 2: omg no! but i’m not even surprised , it is mount pleasant high school texas.

by love live and get high April 29, 2019

pleasure top

In a lesbian relationship, the “top” that is more interested in giving than receiving. They may even get off by giving sex favors instead of receiving them. Opposite of a pillow queen.

Joe: did you hear that sam and Macy are dating?
Dan: yeah. Macy is such a pillow princess. I’m not surprised a pleasure top like Sam would be interested in her.

by Polandxx February 12, 2019

immense pleasure

A high ranking of sensational sexual intercourse leading to an amazing orgasm

That man gave me immense pleasure

by That one guy busting his nut March 3, 2017

pleased as punch

means someone is very pleased

“I’m pleased as punch that I won the competition!”

by momentaralee May 7, 2008

prease

used to indicate a lack of knowledge regarding the pronunciation and understanding of words in the English language, usually by older, Asian immigrants.

*man enters store
Store Owner: Oh, herro prease! New sale on tea, I give good priche! Best priche in town!

by nj94 March 24, 2011