A penguin is the cutest thing in the world. They are clumsy, little, cute bois.
And penguins can fly, the government is lying to you.
Believe me
And penguins can fly, the government is lying to you.
Believe me
Person 1: "Penguins can fly."
Person 2: "No."
Person 1: "They can. The government is lying."
Person 2: "Whatever..."
Person 2: "No."
Person 1: "They can. The government is lying."
Person 2: "Whatever..."
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