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parents in law

Pils is lazy way of saying parents in law.

BIL or Sil = brother in law or sis in law. Now u can figure what is Mil or Fil - right?
My pils (parents in law) are visiting this wkd. Prayers may be needed.
by abbrevoLan July 30, 2021
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ParentPickup

Something you don’t wanna be

If you’re annoying you are ParentPickup-automatic

Once you are parent pickup you can’t be Bus

If you’re Bus then it’s “Bus” followed by first initial.

If you’re name is Brandon you’re automatically ParentPickup, but if you’re name is Maya you’re automatically Bus M
Brandon: “Am I bus BUS B”

everyone: “No you’re ParentPickup-Automatic”
by AnonymousP123 August 3, 2021
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Parenting

A disease of which is most common is middle ages men and women. This may include high blood pressure, depression, anxiety, and anger management issues. Parenting might cause un-logical purchasing.
Call your doctor if you have parenting
by Clorox whyps August 3, 2021
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parents

something the Maximoff twins don't have
Wanda and Pietro Maximoff dont have parents
by gayweirdo_AshePugh September 2, 2021
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Parentual

When your sibling hits you but insists that it's harmless even though their hits feel like bricks
HEY THATS PARENTUAL! IM TELLING MOM IF YOU DONT STOP :((
by Bwahweee September 9, 2021
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Parental filter

Noun. 1. A filter that blocks out offensive items, predetermined by the authorities that added that filter.
Alice and Bob: Since current programming has content considered inappropriate to little children, we'll install a parental filter for a bit. Is that okay?
Charlie: Is Sesame Street filtered?
Alice and Bob: No, you can still watch Sesame Street and other educational programs.
Charlie: That's all good with me.
by Modern-Webster September 12, 2021
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Parents

The hidden villains of humankind that perform modern-era slavery. Commonly found in pairs composed of a 'mother' and 'motherfucker', although there are exceptions. Their subjects are usually minors of ages 0-18. Common traits:

1. Claiming monopoly over their slaves, commonly known as 'children', and belief that they are their property.

2. Forcing slaves to comply to their demands and thus causing life-lasting scars, mental and rarely, physical. Usually by stripping away any joy children find.
3. Believing that their act of reproducing and increasing the population of Earth is commendable.
Me: Hey dad, mom, can I go to my friend's birthday party tomorrow? He's holding it in the school gym, all the teachers will be attending and it'll last from 1-5 in the afternoon.

Parents: NO I KNOW YOU'RE LYING AND YOU'RE GOING TO DO DRUGS!!! GO STUDY, YOU ONLY GOT A 92 ON YOUR PHYSICS TEST LAST WEEK!
by Aidenisfuckingdead September 16, 2021
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