The hidden villains of humankind that perform modern-era slavery. Commonly found in pairs composed of a 'mother' and 'motherfucker', although there are exceptions. Their subjects are usually minors of ages 0-18. Common traits:
1. Claiming monopoly over their slaves, commonly known as 'children', and belief that they are their property.
2. Forcing slaves to comply to their demands and thus causing life-lasting scars, mental and rarely, physical. Usually by stripping away any joy children find.
3. Believing that their act of reproducing and increasing the population of Earth is commendable.
1. Claiming monopoly over their slaves, commonly known as 'children', and belief that they are their property.
2. Forcing slaves to comply to their demands and thus causing life-lasting scars, mental and rarely, physical. Usually by stripping away any joy children find.
3. Believing that their act of reproducing and increasing the population of Earth is commendable.
Me: Hey dad, mom, can I go to my friend's birthday party tomorrow? He's holding it in the school gym, all the teachers will be attending and it'll last from 1-5 in the afternoon.
Parents: NO I KNOW YOU'RE LYING AND YOU'RE GOING TO DO DRUGS!!! GO STUDY, YOU ONLY GOT A 92 ON YOUR PHYSICS TEST LAST WEEK!
Parents: NO I KNOW YOU'RE LYING AND YOU'RE GOING TO DO DRUGS!!! GO STUDY, YOU ONLY GOT A 92 ON YOUR PHYSICS TEST LAST WEEK!
by Aidenisfuckingdead September 17, 2021
A common phenomenon in orgies when a woman eats out a man who is giving another man a blowjob while being fucked from behind by a man who is being fucked up the ass by a woman with a strap-on.
Joe: Hey guys wanna do a Ringahumingle?
Dick: What the hell is a Ringahumingle?
Kate: I'm down if you are.
Dick: What do you mean? What's a Ringahumingle?
Dick: What the hell is a Ringahumingle?
Kate: I'm down if you are.
Dick: What do you mean? What's a Ringahumingle?
by Aidenisfuckingdead May 26, 2021