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like a murph

What you say when you've run out of idea's to make something sound the way the other person wants it to ; the never ending simile.
" She was fat like a murph."
" You smell like a murph."
" Man that homework was hard like a murph"
" I gotta go take a dump like a murph."
" Your momma looks like a murph."
by Common Knowledge October 18, 2004
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Murphed

Wat it dookie my ninja?!?yall see that suckel at da club get murphed da fuck out?
by in4red September 27, 2006
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Murph

a fat kid with big tits and a small penis who has no friends but thinks everyone is friends with him - also he thinks hes tough but is actually a pussy
-Murph gone give it to ya wit his big titties and his small penis NIGGA
-Murph thinks hes boys wit FNV but actually they all hate him
by gdads April 12, 2005
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murph

Refers to a homosexual male.
Before he came out of the closet, we had no idea that Torry was murph.
by Anon-Hate October 11, 2006
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Murphys gay law

A term used to describe a time when you are having or have had a lot of bad luck or problems that are really messing your life up. When you feel like you have had more than your share of bad luck.
Joe: I just rolled my car so I wont be at the party tonight!
Greg: Man you are really having some bad luck! Didnt you just tell me you cut your arm off yesterday?!
Joe: Ya that right! Its Murphys gay law!
by txfarmboy May 10, 2011
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murphed

A term used during a hand in the card game Texas Hold'em when you currently appear to be ahead in the game, and when the last card is turned and your opponent went from having virtually no hand, to the winning hand. You had just gotten murphed
OMFG MAN!!!! Your 2 pairs just got beat by the river card. It gave your opponent a straight!!! YOU GOT MURPHED!!!!!!!!!!!
by murphdiggity February 3, 2010
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murph dawg

A teacher who teaches the geometrical studies in a school. This Murph Dawg Crunch! Is gonna kill every cactii in the world

!MURPH DAWG CRUNCH!
Murph dawg crunch is a b-balla
Watch out for that savage Dawg, Murph Dawg
by GEORGACTI THE CACTIIIIIIIII January 28, 2005
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