Midnight Sniff

Its like that thing that one time where you are in bed alone and you fart into your hand and you like smell it, one time.

I was exhausted after that four hour meeting, I went to bed but I couldn't fall asleep without my Midnight Sniff.

by Grijn March 16, 2019

midnight cheese

Cheese that you eat straight from the package in the middle of the night for no goddamn reason.

I was pretty hungry last night, so I went and got some midnight cheese.

by JuanManClaus June 1, 2019

Midnight Naf

He who nafs at midnight

I can't be the midnight naf I have to be home at 11.

by Swag420Blazememlg August 1, 2019

Midnight

An awesome owner of PrimeRP with Badger

Badger: You know Midnight is owner?
RDMer: Ear rapes

by FakeJoke November 17, 2019

Midnight

Someone who seems pretty mean and edgy, but means well. No they don't, fuck you.

Brad: Woah, don't be such a Midnight, dude!
Dude: Fuck off, bitch.

by Some person, somewhere. December 5, 2019

midnight moos

Midnight moos is when you have a girl over but she was gross, or just bad! Like a cow.. moo

“bro, how was last night, was she good??”
“nah fam, it was midnight moos”
“jeez, she must of been bad”

by Punanichicken December 12, 2019

Midnight Wank

The act of masturbating until tomorrow (the upcoming date). Mostly done at midnight or close to 12AM

Alex: Dude I have just done the best midnight wank ever!
Peter: Why are you telling this to me? What even is a midnight wank?
Alex: Nvm. Wrong chat bro.

by Djukster December 30, 2019