lay hong

The presence of a huge Chinese limp dick.

Wow Buk Lao has a major Lay Hong.

by Faggotmichael6969gayway May 15, 2016

lai lai

lai lai is a greeting commonly used in the game Lost Ark. It can mean all sorts of things, usually with very positive connotations, however most people recognize it as a constant reminder of the existential dread that is eating them up from the inside as well as the agonizing pain they feel when whiping to Argos for the 5th consecutive time.

lai lai everyone!

by FLOROID May 16, 2022

Lay kay

Lay Kay means a person has no emotions and is very boring

Jeff is very Lay Kay, i told him a joke and he didnt care! :(

by Ally16 April 26, 2019

Laying Tarmac

The act of a man laying a steaming stool along the length of their partners back, squashing it in with his ass cheeks like a steam roller. And then ejaculating along the length of it in essence painting the white lines along it like a road.

Did you hear, Dave was laying tarmac with Andy yesterday.

by BrapBrapSmokethaCrack April 26, 2022

Lay belt to ass

Used in conjunction with an action, often merking someone using a firearm on GTA:World.

Redacted says: If you show face here I will lay belt to ass.

by paz April 4, 2025

Laying an egg

The act of pulling one of your testicles up to your ass and showing it to someone while simultaneously mooning them.

I just laying an egg(laid) in front of greg over there and he’s crying now.

by Vinny2444 January 6, 2022

Lay

Lay is a word for extremely skilled fortnite players. It comes from an inside joke of the Fortnite E Sports scene where bad players "get laid", so good players are the ones who "lay".

You're so good, one day you'll be a Lay!

by CheesyKirah December 1, 2022