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The Lonely Island 

A group of comedians whose originality/novelty does little to make up for their lack of comedic skill. Often falling back on shock humor and swearing because their comedy lacks substance, the trio has managed to acquire an online following seemingly more focused on getting in on the latest craze than finding intelligent, well-written comedy. Using this online following, The lonely Island began writing for an already poorly written SNL. Essentially kicking it while it was down, The Lonely Island has managed to make SNL even worse by using their already-stale comedic (if I dare say that) style. Spreading like a virus over the internet, The Lonely Island threatens replace quality comedy with little more than novelty and one-time-laughs (at best). Andy Samberg (Hot Rod) is by far the worst of the three.
Why do people watch that "The Lonely Island" shit?

I don't know I guess because everyone else does.
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Lonely loser 

A attractive person who is fucking great at video games but gets so into gaming he forgets his social life and that he really is cool and so he gets raped by sexy fine ass women they are always sucking on his balls and or choking on his penis so he sometimes never gets to play his game
Or do anything and people never know so he's always getting made fun of
Damn dude you really are a lonely loser bro you know your cooler than this
Lonely loser by Savy my nigga January 22, 2019

Loveless 

A total assclown loserdouche homofag that likes to say Poowwww all day, burp loudly, and smell his own farts.
Dude don't be a Loveless
Loveless by Dudebrah1985 February 20, 2013
The state of being alone with no one to love you/be with you.
Boy: I will always be lonely.
Lonely by The name meanings June 15, 2018
A pretty yet fat girl who loves her fiends however not family
Wow she’s a Lovella
lovella by Hammytammygurl December 16, 2018
A person who talks about you behind your back and thinks she is all cool because she has so much things such as clothes.. when the children in africa doesn't have anything
Do you want to got to Africa with me to help kids who have AID's?

a Lovey would respond. : No sorry I need to go shopping
Lovey by fuck yaa April 19, 2009

Izzy-Dizzy Lovey-Dovey Polka Dot Show 

A recorded program that starred the souls of Isabella Leavitt and Alec Lopez, and his brother Austin. Recorded on a home video camera, the tape has since been lost. The show has Alec and Izzy starring in several different immature skits, including imitating Barbie and Ken, and spoofs of commercials. The 2 have recently agreed to shoot another version of the show, set to premiere on a video hosting website such as youtube, sometime in the Fall.
Person 1: I can't wait for the new version of the Izzy-Dizzy Lovey-Dovey Polka Dot Show to hit Youtube.

Person 2: Me too

Person 1: Alec and Izzy are the bestest!