junk trappers

Really tight shorts/pants worn by a male. Makes your junk unable to move. Usually spandex consistency.

Man, I don't know why he wears those junk trappers, it looks like some chaffing is going on.

by Darth_X May 11, 2008

Junk Piece

A person who wants to appear cool to junkies or regular drug takers and be part of a drug scene without taking drugs. Usually ends up in the person showing off or changing their personality and/or fashion sense in order to compensate and treating old friends differently/selling them out.

no known celebrity examples of 'junk piece'

by Big_Sal_northern_monkey October 9, 2008

junk-male

the assorted emails women receive, on dating sites, from men who are far too old/young or live way too far away to be able to actually date.

I checked my e-mail, this morning, but nothing worth replying to, just junk-male

by thehypermom February 20, 2011

Junk Function

An all around general term for the functioning of ones junk,

for example going to the bathroom.

hey what are you doing, what? Oh! I am am having a junk function!

eww! whats that smell?.... Oh that.... Smells like a junk function...

Watch your step, a dog had a junk function there

by Coldsurvival July 4, 2011

Junk fest

Something or someone that is abnormally boring or just sucks the life out of you

Guy 1: Dude your party was a total junk fest
Guy 2: Shut up dude

by Vinchenzo Salvator June 1, 2014

Junk phone

When you see a person in the bathroom with their phone out. Since the phone will be touched by the hands that will have touched your junk before hands can be washed. Be sure to hand that phone off to your friend after the bathroom so they can laugh at the video too.

Dude, I saw you in the bathroom with your phone out. I don't want to touch your junk phone!

by Mavrick1903 January 11, 2016

Janksquad

A word to conver dismissiveness or disregard for someone or something.

"I don't like him, he's so janksquad."

by Calccrew2k16 September 4, 2016