by 1738.1996 July 30, 2017

by Bah4 June 6, 2010

a very small quantity of.....
by robdog555555 July 6, 2011

Person 1: I wanna get good at fencing. I'm gonna start lifting every day from 6-7AM, practice every night from 6-9PM, go to every competition in the region, eat 4 meals a day, take shots of protein powder, juice up on creatine . . . *unintelligible rambling*
Person 2: Do you want a napkin?
Person 1: Why would I need a napkin?
Person 2: Cuz u are visibly foaming at the mouth
Person 2: Do you want a napkin?
Person 1: Why would I need a napkin?
Person 2: Cuz u are visibly foaming at the mouth
by Radiotrophic Gint October 18, 2023

Gay person 1: Let me stick it in your mouth ;)
Gay person 2: Wtf no.
Like what the hell do you want from me? A male mouth is a second option for a gay man
Gay person 2: Wtf no.
Like what the hell do you want from me? A male mouth is a second option for a gay man
by Men that likes men June 13, 2022

L: if i told you who my valentine is, please dont tell her that i am her secret valentine for the school event, it wont be fun.
C: okay, i swear i wont.
L: so... my valentine is this sexy girl younger than me called Maria... and coincidentally i've liked her for so long!
C: haha really? that's cool!
-2 days later-
C: hey maria!
M: heyyyy sup?
C: i am telling you a secret okay... dont tell anyone.
M: sure... *smiles*
C: so... two days ago leon was telling me about you...
M: oh? what about me?
C: he told me that he thinks you are sexy. he also said he has liked you for so long!
M:...
C: what?
M: nothing. i got to run for class. bye.
-1 day later-
M: so... chris told me that you think i'm sexy and you've liked me for a long time?
L: WHAT?
M: chris...-
L: YES I KNOW! BUT HE TOLD YOU?!
M: er... yeah? what?
L: THAT LIGHT MOUTH!
C: okay, i swear i wont.
L: so... my valentine is this sexy girl younger than me called Maria... and coincidentally i've liked her for so long!
C: haha really? that's cool!
-2 days later-
C: hey maria!
M: heyyyy sup?
C: i am telling you a secret okay... dont tell anyone.
M: sure... *smiles*
C: so... two days ago leon was telling me about you...
M: oh? what about me?
C: he told me that he thinks you are sexy. he also said he has liked you for so long!
M:...
C: what?
M: nothing. i got to run for class. bye.
-1 day later-
M: so... chris told me that you think i'm sexy and you've liked me for a long time?
L: WHAT?
M: chris...-
L: YES I KNOW! BUT HE TOLD YOU?!
M: er... yeah? what?
L: THAT LIGHT MOUTH!
by mynameissofreakingawesome October 9, 2009
