hammered

To be bludgeoned with a blunt object, particularly a hammer/mallet, esepcially in the face.

His face was kind of smushed in and bloody, so I guess he got hammered last night.

by cool4dude December 3, 2005

the hammer

It all starts when a girl is sucking on your balls. You tell her to go lower, lower, lower, until she gets to your chocolate starfish. Then you flex your abs as hard as you can and blow ass in her face. If you accidentally shart you have successfully performed the infamous dirty hammer.

"Jermo gave that slutbag the hammer!"

by Jermo B April 9, 2008

Cake Hammer

A raging veiny tool used purely for the purpose of pounding cakes.

"We were knockin' boots and I broke that bitch's back with my cake hammer"

by MC Plan B April 17, 2007

Hebrew Hammer

A bad ass Jewish person. Like the Jewish version of Shaft. Can be seen wearing some Jewish bling. He comes to do some good, help his brothers in the chhood (must add flem noise to beginning). Has the ability to nag someone to death.

Watch out for the Hebrew Hammer!!!

by anonymus92 September 29, 2009

3 guys 1 hammer

It is absolute proof that God doesn't exist. 3G1H is possibly THE sickest video on the internet. Stay the fuck away at all costs.

Example 1

Asshole: Yo check out this cool vid called 3 guys 1 hammer *sends link*

Person: I'll take a look

Asshole: lolololol

Person: HOLY SHIT!!! WHAT THE FUCK?!??!? *pokes eyes out, pours magma in eye sockets, and rinses them out with hydrochloric acid*

by adfdsafdsafsdafdssfad January 27, 2010

hammerhead

Another word for penis you can say in public

Earl left his hammerhead mark in the vaseline

by V dux September 5, 2007

Hammer smash

The act where two or more men either accidentaly or intentionally smash or hit their penis'(Hammer) together. The act could be taken as sexual or accidental.

"Hey big boy, wanna come over and play some hammer smash?"

"Bob and I were in the locker room shower when he passed by me and we accidentally played hammer smash!"

by Heninator December 19, 2006