Grandma's secret recipe

-Filling someones ass full of sweet potatos.
-stomping there ass mashing the potatos.
-throwing them onto a table.
-then covering them in marshmellow fluff.

A man came up to me looking for a fight in my local produce section. I said he should turn around and walk away before i turned him into "grandma's secret recipe". He promptly ran away.

by Sexowl2.0 November 17, 2018

Grandma Hawley

A fisher who also enjoys annoying grandsons by making them try on clothes. A stereotypical grandmother.

Wow, that's such a Grandma Hawley thing of you to do

by Your Mom049 November 23, 2018

Grandma

The one person that can cook in the family.

Cousin 1: this food is amazing!
Cousin 2: it was probably made by grandma.

by Glen Ellyn people December 16, 2018

Grandma Rose

A girl who acts like an old lady. Dresses like an elderly woman, goes to bed early, curses, and is very opinionated.

Don't invite Ruth to go out, she'll want to pull a Grandma Rose and be home in bed by 9p!

by BabyRuthie January 15, 2019

Grandmin

An elderly administrative assistant

My wife is more comfortable now that I have a Grandmin

by Louballs January 17, 2019

Grandmaster Martin

The one and only guardian of "Staden".

Nigga 1: "Bro, shall we rob Staden in Copenhagen"
Nigga 2: "Nigga you crazy, i ain't gonna deal with Grandmaster Martin"

by JokerxBatman February 18, 2019

Grandmaster Martin

The one and only guardian of "Staden"

Example 1
Nigga 1: "Bro, shall we rob "Staden" in copenhagen"
Nigga 2: "Nigga you crazy, no one wants to make Grandmaster Martin their enemy"

Example 2

Some random black dude: "Im gonna fuck up some shit on "Staden"

Grandmaster Martin: " omao wa mou shindeiru"
Black dude: *Gets banned from life*

by JokerxBatman February 18, 2019