hibernation fest

When a group of at least 3 bears (hairy gay men) have such an exhausting night of sex, they have to sleep for the next three days.

Last night was such a hibernation fest, it will take all winter for my ass to recover.

by HungYoungCub October 2, 2019

Vibe Fest

1. just some dudes being dudes

2. just some bros being bros

3. straight chillers mobbing out and getting dabbed up

4. just friends having a solid vibing time

I’m going to be hanging out with all my friends this weekend, it’s going to be a vibe fest.

by Sunryse December 12, 2019

Sausage Fest

When a large group, typically of men, gather and eat a lot of sausages (usually German, both the men and the sausages).

"Oktoberfest is the best Sausage Fest in the world"

by Duppy Conqueror February 17, 2020

snooze fest

something so boring it makes u want to cry. JS

what a snooze fest

by puglover2oo5 April 18, 2021

Felix Festa

this is the place where you decide if you want to be a whore, a crack addict, a weird fuck, or just fucking normal. If your not popular you were probably weird, like super weird and dressed like anime characters (yes, i saw that in school.) but this school had good mozzarella sticks tbh. Relationships don’t count till 8th grade, that’s where shit gets real, i don’t wanna hear that you liked a boy and he asked you out what the fuck u gonna do? hold hands?? lame ash. 8th thinks their the shit, 7th is where you discover drugs and 6th just ducking lame. you think your cool but your not you at the lowest tier. I thought I was the shit in 6th grade, most embarrassing thing ever your like shorter than everyone. Watch out for e wingers because they will rock your shit and they’re the scariest motherfuckers around. Overall schools kinda nice we got a pool but i don’t get why the high schools don’t. #putapoolinthehighschool

“Did you hear a kid at Felix Festa put a condom in a breadstick??”

by hey?? September 8, 2021

Dog Festival Directions

If you want to eat some dog I have good news
There's an annual dog festival
Where you can eat all the dog you want
And it's located in Yulin Guangxi China
And the festival spans about ten days
With 15000 dogs consumed
And it goes from the 21st to the 30th of June
I just wanna let you know Im just trying to be a bro
So you first take a flight to Guangzhou China
Once you get off at that airport
You wanna ask around for the Guangxi provincial bus
And it costs 20 US dollars
And its a four and a half hour ride
And you get off at Maoming West
Just remember Maoming West
Now you might have to stay there a full night
Depending on the time you arrive
Because the next bus that goes to Yulin
Only runs like once a day
And you have to buy another ticket
Its about another 22 bucks
But from there it goes straight to Yulin
Soon enough you'll be eating some dog
Now there are about 8 available hotels in Yulin
I'm checking online now
I suggest the Yulin Lijing International Hotel
Offering a sauna and fitness center
Wow it's not too bad at all
Never mind it's 50 bucks a night
But with free complementary breakfast
And a free cancelation fee
So it's not a bad as I thought
When you're ready the concierge will know
Exactly which festival you're talking about
And he or she will give you directions
So, take a cab
But don't get ripped off
If you're white they'll charge you double
I shit you not
But anyways enjoy your flight
Goodbye
Enjoy the dog festival

Man I wish I had Directions to the dog festival

well listen to Dog festival directions

by Neopolitan! November 4, 2022

Man-festing

When a straight male jokes around with another male coworker/friend in a gay manner (i.e calling coworkers/friends cute, spanking other male coworkers/friends, blowing other male coworkers/friends kisses), so often that they manifest themselves gay. Typically in a construction/blue collar environment.

Yo Brian, I gotta stop with all this flirting, I'm man-festing myself some feelings for you.

by Fetus805 June 8, 2023