I need to feed my geese

Humorous term for stating dat you hafta pause a moment to use your handkerchief, and thus you'll be making one or more loud "honking" noises. Generally said more frequently during da chillier months.

Saying, "I need to feed my geese" can indeed be a light-hearted way of informing your present company dat your nasal passages need clearing, but an even more delightfully-silly phrase to use might be, "I need to honk my air-horns"; said latter statement is also a more "obvious" way of saying it, since it more-closely resembles what you're needing to do.

by QuacksO December 30, 2022

Feed the machine

When you make tons of money but you spend all of it, most of it, or have an excessive amount of monthly notes.

It sure is nice to work with my hands and I sure make tons of money but my wife sure loves to feed the machine.

by Little m1ke January 12, 2023

putting on the feed bag

eating or having a large meal with gusto

After a long day of hiking, we were all famished and eagerly putting on the feed bag at the all-you-can-eat buffet.

by I am the dreamer in the ocean April 7, 2024

horse feeding

When someone is lying

Jim: yeah I can bench 315 for 10 reps

Michael: you’re horse feeding right now

by jamalbigd May 4, 2024

Fuck em and feed em to the fish

definition-
fuck them

quoted by Trenton T Curtin

Person 1: your friends are assholes.
Person 2: Fuck em and feed em to the fish.

by Tr3nt0n T Curt1n May 15, 2024

feed the sun

Four piece metal band from Trinidad that are heavier than the mass of a black hole

Dawg feed the sun too heavy , that should be illegal

by K3$H March 17, 2024

Male breast feeding

When a man nuts to a child to feed it, because it is so sigma, and not a simp.

Bob: How are you man?
Tim: I Male breast feeding my child because my wife left me
Bob: So sigma

by Ilovemcminers March 17, 2024