Fake WiFi Syndrome

Noun. Said of a WiFi connection that seems to have a 3-bars signal, but in fact, it has only one bar, or even none. A FWFS-affected connection typically takes forever to load a website, and when it finishes, it goes HTTP 404.

John: Yay, free WiFi!
Steve: Don't select that connection, it has the Fake WiFi Syndrome!

by TheMaster001 November 16, 2013

fake channel

a channel that shows movies with commercials

per1: oh i love that movie
per2: me too, but it on a fake channel

by hatememakeme December 22, 2013

fake buddhist

A person who describes themselves as a Buddhist but only follows the tenets when it serves them personally.

I realised my ex boyfriend was a fake buddhist when he broke my heart when he admitted to stringing me along while eating at a vegan restaurant because he doesn't want to harm any living thing.

by Raven Bancroft March 2, 2015

Fajerx

the act of getting lit and fuking monkey style. This word can be traced back to ancient China.

What the Fajerx?
Bro, I hella fajerxed her last night.

by PaulJackson3 November 1, 2015

Fake

When a male or female pretends to be a friend but then talks behind your back

(Enter name) is so fake she told Lindsey what I said about her even though she promised

by Help.im.lost May 30, 2016

Fake

Fake is not being original or not being yourself

Pink/Sydney is as fake as barbies ass.
Pixie star has a fake heart </3.

by Llama(:}) October 18, 2016

fake john sweeney

Real Irish Nibba with them dank ass timbs

Wow look at that Fake John Sweeney, He fly as fuck

by twitch.tv/loltyler1 November 30, 2016