computer

something i want to punch after a day of online school

im sick and tired of quarantine. not even my computer can take it, its starting to run slow

by johny fucking depp April 5, 2021

computer accent

The vocal accent of computer-generated personal assistant applications such as: Siri, Google, and Alexa.

The inflection is slightly Scandinavian with a hint of Punjabi.

Person 1: Is it weird that I get all chubbed-up when I hear Siri say my name?

Person 2: Nah bro, that's just her sexy computer accent.

by Chad Brylo February 24, 2018

computer crabs

WHen the insides go all itchy. Usually caused by a build up of dust or by unauthorised access from a filthy hard drive.

My PC is suffering from computer crabs

by TheLegendaryOne February 27, 2015

computer clicky things

A technical term in the non-computer people world, also known as "tabs"

Tom's computer is running slowly, he has too many computer clicky things open

by Seaward-sausage4 June 1, 2022

teleparallel computation

A paradigm in which a spinning-discrete plane of uncountable prime cavitations is able to calculate the distance from one prime cavitation to any other prime cavitations.

Teleparallel computation inspired by Einstein's proposal of teleparallel gravity proposes that electrostatic magnetism arises from panformalism's ability to compute the ideal draw-distance among an uncountable number of prime numbers on a discrete cylindrical plane.
This creates a frictionless surface.

by sandraxine November 10, 2021

Bi-Computal

The ability for a person to use both a MAC and PC functionally.

Joe is bi-computal, he built out a Visio and then translated it to Graffle.

by Berticusmaximus May 30, 2013

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Angel Jose Robles, Hellstorm, Hellstormismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Is Only Allowed To Pick Up Women With A Phone And Not Paper And Personal Computer And Other Laptop, Tabltets, Etc.

Angel Jose Robles, Hellstorm, Hellstormismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Is Only Allowed To Pick Up Women With A Phone And Not Paper And Personal Computer And Other Laptop, Tabltets, Etc.

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025