mix computer

in diving, a computer used to mix gases

"Take a look at this mix computer.
It got a little banged up."

by havrancek February 7, 2009

lk computes

a gayfag who thinks he is all that and a bag of dicks

lk computes is a fucking idiot.

by ultra gayfag February 10, 2020

computzerdry

Almost supernatural acts done on computers. (From root words "computer" and "wizardry".)

She managed to recover my entire hard drive after my son stuck his horseshoe magnet on it! She must have amazing powers of computzerdry!

by Ian Jay August 26, 2005

commuter claw

arm bent in permanent 'c' shape from constant holding of cell phone to ear, ie: medical condition

there are a lot of cases of that commuter claw beginning to appear...

by michael foolsley November 19, 2009

computvajia

The act in when you are having lame sex and you want to spice it up. So you go take you computer and you shove it up the girls vagina and from this she turns into a wild sex craving horny robot bitch.

dude I computvajia this girl so hard last night

by biggil234 May 11, 2010

computational purgatory

A problem whose computational complexity lies in the line between computational efficiency and computational intractability.

The set of np-complete problems are the primordial computational purgatory.

by davidfutexas August 6, 2010

Computard

n.- a person who can barely turn the computer on, and rejoices in the fact that he/she can check their email properly, but thinks a website will do what they want by using the up/down arrows incessantly.

Mom couldn't figure out how to print the menu. She's a computard.

by Ernie Lou August 15, 2011